In the real world, Edgar Allan Poe was a Great American Storyteller known for his dark, gothic poems and short stories that embodied the rawest elements of despair and fear. In the movie “The Raven” it turns out that Edgar…
Here we are, a third of the way through 2012, and it is pretty obvious that the year is turning out be a pretty good one when it comes to quality of product pumping out of Hollywood. At least there…
April 22nd is Earth Day and a perfect time to put something in the recycling bin, plant/hug a tree, eat/hug a huge salad of locally grown greens and trek to the local theater to see the latest offering from Disneynature.…
Seriously. Sing along. I ain’t asking. Bernie will hit theaters April 27th.
Date: April 18, 2012 From: Office of Propaganda RE: Dartz Motorz PROMBRON (ex.RussoBaltique) Aladeen Edition OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM HIS EXCELLENCY ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN – SUPREME LEADER, ALL TRIUMPHANT GENERAL, BELOVED OPPRESSOR, AND CHIEF OPHTHALMOLOGIST OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF WADIYA…
The blurb is difficult on this one because “The Innkeepers” is NOT a thrill-a-minute, roller coaster ride sort of a horror film. The movie takes its time to bring the creepy and by doing so accomplishes little things like developing…
I was going to put the Official Synopsis through the “Dave” filter and reconstruct the outline so I can take ownership, but I find the practice super silly. Like, super duper dumb. The Fact is I know nothing of this…
Buy it 4/17/12 on Bluray Combo Pack with UltraViolet Digital Copy and Download to Own For those of you interested in Warner Brother’s documentary, “Born to be Wild,” may you be warned: You will cry! Not from dejection or sadness…
(Note: Please read the following sentence aloud in your best “Movie Trailer Guy” voice.) What horror awaits you in “The Cabin in the Woods”? What evil slumbers beneath the floorboards, down in the dank and dark cellar? What the hell…
While the actual Three Stooges starred in numerous feature length films during their careers there is a reason they are only remembered for their nearly 200 shorts. It’s because The Three Stooges brand of hyper-cartoon-violence is best kept in small…