Vin Diesel makes 80’s movies. This has been true for nearly his entire career but it took seeing him in a braided beard fighting demon-witches with a sword on fire for me to figure it out. Riddick, xXx and the…
Johnny Depp was a Great American Actor. Edward. Hunter S. Gilbert. Ed Wood. Guy with a coke problem in Blow. Then came Jack Sparrow. Bolton sang about it and the movies made a ba-billion dollars. Johnny decided he was an…
I’ve been pissed at M. Night for about a decade now. I try not to hold grudges- forgive and forget and all- but he just constantly picks the scab. Here’s a guy that started out with so much promise. The…
There are two movies about Krampus coming out this year. One is written and directed by the man who brought us Trick r’ Treat, one of the best holiday horror movies ever made. The other stars William Shatner. Both look…
Mistress America brims with fantastic wordplay. Silky, solid words delivered with quick wit and quick rhythm. Keeping up with the rapid cadence is a joyful movie going experience that left me with two thoughts swimming in my mind: This is…
This movie is going to be polarizing. It’s an acquired taste. You will either love it or hate it. Do you like your comedy with heavy doses of violent action? Do you like your violent action laced with some good…
fan·tas·tic /fanˈtastik/ adjective imaginative or fanciful; remote from reality. “novels are capable of mixing fantastic and realistic elements” synonyms: fanciful, extravagant, extraordinary extraordinarily good or attractive. “your support has been fantastic” synonyms: marvelous, wonderful, sensational, outstanding, superb, super, excellent Given…
I want to hate Tom Cruise. Sorry. Hate is a horrid word. Despise, then. I want to despise Tom Cruise. I blame his face. And his off the screen actions. And his religious choices. See? When I put it on…
You don’t have to be an AFOL to get into the new Lego documentary but it will help. Hell, after watching, you may even become an AFOL. Unless you’re a KFOL or TFOL already. Regardless of your current FOL status,…
The Hollywood Hills echo the sound of regurgitation. A collective yack heard round the world as they recycle every plot idea they can buy the rights to. I have screamed, moaned and complained about this for years but there is…