Asylum Blackout Trailer
I love it when you can cull the basic plot point from the title. Literal Titles. Like “Three Men and Baby”. Or “Snakes on a Plane.” I’m assuming that this film takes place at an asylum and a blackout occurs.…
Not much to quote from The Raven
In the real world, Edgar Allan Poe was a Great American Storyteller known for his dark, gothic poems and short stories that embodied the rawest elements of despair and fear. In the movie “The Raven” it turns out that Edgar…
‘s Hollywood Report Card: January – April 2012
Here we are, a third of the way through 2012, and it is pretty obvious that the year is turning out be a pretty good one when it comes to quality of product pumping out of Hollywood. At least there…
Chimpanzee Just in time for Earth Day
April 22nd is Earth Day and a perfect time to put something in the recycling bin, plant/hug a tree, eat/hug a huge salad of locally grown greens and trek to the local theater to see the latest offering from Disneynature.…
Sing-Along with Jack Black
Seriously. Sing along. I ain’t asking. Bernie will hit theaters April 27th.
THE DICTATOR An Official Statement From His Excellency
Date: April 18, 2012 From: Office of Propaganda RE: Dartz Motorz PROMBRON (ex.RussoBaltique) Aladeen Edition OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM HIS EXCELLENCY ADMIRAL GENERAL ALADEEN – SUPREME LEADER, ALL TRIUMPHANT GENERAL, BELOVED OPPRESSOR, AND CHIEF OPHTHALMOLOGIST OF THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF WADIYA…
The Innkeepers Available on Blu-ray/DVD April 24th
The blurb is difficult on this one because “The Innkeepers” is NOT a thrill-a-minute, roller coaster ride sort of a horror film. The movie takes its time to bring the creepy and by doing so accomplishes little things like developing…
Area 407 Trailer In Select Theaters 4/27/12
I was going to put the Official Synopsis through the “Dave” filter and reconstruct the outline so I can take ownership, but I find the practice super silly. Like, super duper dumb. The Fact is I know nothing of this…
IMAX: Born to be Wild Available on Blu-ray/DVD April 17th
Buy it 4/17/12 on Bluray Combo Pack with UltraViolet Digital Copy and Download to Own For those of you interested in Warner Brother’s documentary, “Born to be Wild,” may you be warned: You will cry! Not from dejection or sadness…
The Cabin in the Woods is Twisted and Fun as Hell
(Note: Please read the following sentence aloud in your best “Movie Trailer Guy” voice.) What horror awaits you in “The Cabin in the Woods”? What evil slumbers beneath the floorboards, down in the dank and dark cellar? What the hell…