Sean Penn as the Next Elder Ass Kicker in THE GUNMAN
The Great American Action Hero is growing old. I mean this literally, figuratively, metaphorically. The genre dominated the 80’s with …Read the Rest
Author Archives: David PInson
CINDERELLA is Simple and Sweet
The most enchanting aspect of Disney’s new version of Cinderella is that it is NOT a reboot!!! Cheers heard around …Read the Rest
Confession of a Timetraveler: Actual Winner Predictions for 2015 Oscars
I want to let you in on a little secret. Back in 1985, I time traveled to 2015 and got …Read the Rest
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY needs More Sex, More Chemistry and More Adjectives
I scowl with frustration at myself in the mirror! I don’t want to write a review of Fifty Shades of …Read the Rest
JUPITER ASCENDING- The Wachowskis Descending
This might be it for the Wachowskis. Jupiter Ascending makes their career descent complete. The former wunderkinds have produced not …Read the Rest
A MOST VIOLENT YEAR Fails to Transcend
Some films want so very bad to be prestigious. It should be relatively easy. Get yourself a nice, deep in …Read the Rest
BLACKHAT Cannot stay Focused
Oh, Michael Mann… You can’t tell because disapproving looks do not translate through the written word but I am gazing …Read the Rest
SELMA Introduces us to Dr. King: the Man with a Dream
Watching Selma evoked many thoughts, one of the strongest being that I am an uneducated dolt with the intelligence of …Read the Rest
INHERENT VICE is Baffling and (maybe) Supposed to be Funny?
There is not one possibility that I will be the only one to refer to the new P.T. Anderson as …Read the Rest
DUMB AND DUMBER TO could have been Worser
If you loved Dumb and Dumber then you going to like Dumb and Dumber To. How’s that for a tagline? …Read the Rest