MISS PEREGRINE is a return to form for Tim Burton. Finally.
Mr. Tim Burton has been pissing me off for years now. It’s not the hair. Or the sad fact that …Read the Rest
Author Archives: David PInson
THE MAGNIFICENT SEVEN gets the Seven part right, Misses on the Magnificent.
As I sat watching this week’s remake of The Magnificent Seven one thing was glaringly apparent: Antoine Fuqua really wanted …Read the Rest
The New BEN HUR is better than the Canadian Miniseries Version. Let’s focus on the positive…..
This week’s mandated re-boot is an epic of microscopic proportions. A retelling of the biblical story Ben Hur, a Jewish …Read the Rest
This Week’s Sequel Review: THE PURGE: ELECTION YEAR
The Purge 3 is fine. Does its job. Entertains a little. Escapism. It is merely this week’s sequel. And I’m …Read the Rest
THE SHALLOWS starts Solid then becomes Simply Silly
Oh…. That trailer. If you were to judge The Shallows solely on what is presented in THE SHALLOWS – Official …Read the Rest
FINDING DORY reminds you that PIXAR makes too many Pointless Sequels
Oh, Pixar. How do you disappoint me? Let me count the ways. Actually, there’s only one: The money grab. When …Read the Rest
THE CONJURING 2 does not Possess the originality of the Original
This week’s sequel is the follow up to one of the best horror films of the decade. The Conjuring was …Read the Rest
POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING Never Stops being Too Random
My grand-mammy used to always say “Opinions are like assholes; everyone else’s stinks but mine”. She was a mean lady. …Read the Rest
X-Men: Apocalypse Review composed on an iPhone using Voice-to-Text. Apologies for Type-os
Please note: The following review was compost on my iPhone using the voice-to-text feature. Any type-os have not been removed …Read the Rest
The Nice Guys: You are Commanded to See It!!
Believe the hype: The Nice Guys is one of the best movies of the year. In fact, this is the …Read the Rest