{"id":3790,"date":"2012-09-14T05:58:35","date_gmt":"2012-09-14T12:58:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/?p=3790"},"modified":"2012-09-14T05:58:35","modified_gmt":"2012-09-14T12:58:35","slug":"the-babymakers-available-on-blu-raydvd-sept-18th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/?p=3790","title":{"rendered":"THE BABYMAKERS Available on Blu-ray\/DVD Sept. 18th"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nWhen it comes to watching a movie, its nice if you can invest in the situation or idea that is supposed to compel you to sit on your ass for ninety minutes and watch. If disbelief can be suspended. Otherwise, you will sit there the entire time rolling the eyes and mumbling to yourself that Scooby Doo shouldn\u2019t be able to talk because he\u2019s a dog. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Well \u201cThe Babymakers,\u201d the new moving picture making its way to Blu-ray\/DVD 9\/18\/12, is so asinine that I couldn\u2019t believe one minute of it. It is more correct to refer to this as a \u201cmoving picture\u201d instead of a \u201ccomedy\u201d because there is no humor in the film while it is true statement to say that the pictures are indeed moving throughout the entire running time. \u201cThe Babymakers\u201d only redeeming quality is that we now have an entry for the \u201cWorst of 2012\u201d list and those are hard to come by.<\/p>\n

Sad thing is that the director of this debacle, Jay Chandrasekhar, is a funny and talented man. He came from the comedy troupe Broken Lizard that brought us some funny flicks such as \u201cSuper Troopers\u201d and \u201cBeerfest\u201d. Hell, I even loved \u201cClub Dread\u201d. Saw it in the theater opening day and found it to be a hilariously twisted mash up of 80\u2019s horror and raunch humor. After the small direct-to-DVD effort, \u201cThe Slammin\u2019 Salmon\u201d (starring the late Michael Duncan Clark), the band broke up. If \u201cThe Babymakers\u201d is an example of what Jay can do solo, he may as well fold up his director\u2019s chair and split.
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\nHere\u2019s the synopsis for this gem: Tommy (Paul Schneider) and Audrey (Olivia Munn) have been married for 3 years now and the plan is to now start a family. The \u201cHaving A Bunch of Sex\u201d montage follows. After nine months of nothing, it seems as if something is wrong and the couple decide to get checked out by a fertility doctor. The \u201cTrying to Ejaculate in a Cup\u201d montage follows. This actually goes on for nearly ten minutes with each of Tommy\u2019s efforts being thwarted. Jesus gets involved and Tommy finally “finishes” because of a picture of cantaloupes. Funny stuff?
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\nWell Tommy is infertile but is shocked because he donated sperm five years ago to buy Audrey here engagement ring. He finds out there is one batch left but it\u2019s been sold already and the \u201cowners\u201d will not give it back to Tommy. Why not? Why would someone deny this man his sperm back when they could get another dose just as easy? Because the movie has no logic. It wouldn\u2019t happen. And when Tommy goes to steal his little guys back, the film devolves into special form of idiocy that isn\u2019t good for even the smallest chuckle.<\/p>\n

This movie is entirely made up of sex jokes. Two-dimensional characters sitting around talking about the same thing at all times. I was a single man until I was 30years old and hung around some of the foulest men known to man with no one around to keep us from being deviants. And from experience I can tell you that we only talked about sex 65% of the time. The rest of our conversations were about football and sharing cooking tips. The film should have just changed the subject.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When it comes to watching a movie, its nice if you can invest in the situation or idea that is supposed to compel you to sit on your ass for ninety minutes and watch. If disbelief can be suspended. Otherwise, you will sit there the entire time rolling the eyes and mumbling to yourself that […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":3797,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[3581,10460,15345,15836,19957],"class_list":["post-3790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dvdblu-ray-reviews","tag-broken-lizard","tag-jay-chandrasekhar","tag-olivia-munn","tag-paul-schneider","tag-the-babymakers-review"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":8}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}