{"id":3947,"date":"2012-10-05T01:45:00","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T08:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/?p=3947"},"modified":"2012-10-05T01:45:00","modified_gmt":"2012-10-05T08:45:00","slug":"frankenweenie-is-alive-again","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/?p=3947","title":{"rendered":"FRANKENWEENIE is Alive!! Again!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/a1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3948\" title=\"FRANKENWEENIE\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/a1-300x162.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"162\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/24_0006_C+-merged.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-3949 alignnone\" title=\"24_0006_C+-(merged)\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/24_0006_C+-merged.png\" width=\"55\" height=\"45\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Please allow me to illustrate a point about Tim Burton\u2019s career by presenting to you an analogy featuring the Irish Rock Band U2. Why U2? Both Burton and Bono are iconic figures in their perspective mediums that have been producing popular entertainment since the mid-80s. Besides, who doesn\u2019t inevitably bring up \u201cWith or Without You\u201d when talking about \u201cBeetlejuice\u201d? No one does? Alright, but bear with me.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Let\u2019s say, hypothetically, that about ten years ago the boys in U2 decided to stop making up new songs so that they could focus on producing only covers. They do an album or two of standards, repurpose some Tom Waits songs, and release a deeply moving version of \u201cCall Me Maybe\u201d. People buy it all, of course, because it\u2019s U2. Now suppose that after all that time avoiding anything original, U2 unveils a tribute album featuring only U2 songs and calls it \u201cJoshua Tree\u201d. That would be going too far, don\u2019t you think?<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Frankenweenie-Victor-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3951\" title=\"Frankenweenie-Victor copy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/Frankenweenie-Victor-copy-240x300.jpg\" width=\"240\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n\u201cFrankenweenie\u201d is Burton\u2019s tribute album to himself. Burton on Burton. The core concept comes from a short film of the same name he made in 1984 right before landing the gig helming \u201cPee Wee\u2019s Big Adventure\u201d. By remaking his own material, the snake has begun to eat its own tail. The film takes place in a sterile version of suburbia right out of \u201cEdward Scissorhands\u201d. The character designs have been pulled from other Burton projects as well: Victor looks like the title character from another short film called \u201cVincent\u201d. Sparky, the ill-fated dog looks much like the pooch from Tim\u2019s ill-fated sitcom \u201cFamily Dog\u201d. Here the bulging eyed kid known as Weird Girl bares close resemblance to Staring Girl found in Burton\u2019s poetry book, <em>The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy<\/em>. There is even a Batman kite flying in the sky at one point. All told in black and white stop-motion animation, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Now, if you read reviews for a brief retelling of the plot, I will oblige you. \u201cFrankenweenie\u201d takes place in a town called New Holland. Young Victor (voiced by Charlie Tahan) is a bizarre little boy but luckily for him the entire place is populated by outcasts. Victor loves his dog. His dog dies and he brings him back to life much in the way Victor Von Frankenstein made his monster up in that castle. With lightening and many contraptions that spit electricity. See, even Burton\u2019s old work was a reworked remake.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012_frankenweenie_002-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3952\" title=\"FRANKENWEENIE\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/2012_frankenweenie_002-copy-300x168.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"168\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nSome of the other kids in town learn about Victor\u2019s experiments and decide to conduct their own. The entire town is then over run by zombie animals of various menace. Cute chaos follow.<\/p>\n<p>The film looks amazing and to be fair, only Tim Burton could pull off a black and white, stop motion movie about a boy and his dead dog produced and presented by Disney. That is what infuriates me. I love the man\u2019s sensibilities; he just keeps letting me down with the repetitive rehashing. Kids unfamiliar should be thrilled, though, as \u201cFrankenweenie\u201d will be an introduction to this weird world.\u00a0 The film does not have a very strong \u201cmoral to the story\u201d though but maybe you don\u2019t rely on cartoons to teach your children life lessons.<br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fe49007ed2f111e1a7f71231380ff15b_7-copy.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3955\" title=\"fe49007ed2f111e1a7f71231380ff15b_7 copy\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cinemastance.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fe49007ed2f111e1a7f71231380ff15b_7-copy-300x300.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nTim Burton has spent the last decade focusing on remakes. Burton does Alice in Wonderland. Burton does Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Burton does Dark Shadows and nobody cares. The assumption is that his bag of tricks has run dry and \u201cFrankenweenie\u201d only goes on to fully support that. My purposed next feature: Edward Scissorhands starring Johnny Depp in pasty, pale make up. That will make millions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Please allow me to illustrate a point about Tim Burton\u2019s career by presenting to you an analogy featuring the Irish Rock Band U2. Why U2? Both Burton and Bono are iconic figures in their perspective mediums that have been producing popular entertainment since the mid-80s. Besides, who doesn\u2019t inevitably bring up \u201cWith or Without You\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":3959,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[5922,7860,11675,22889],"class_list":["post-3947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-movie-reviews","tag-disney","tag-frankenweenie","tag-kids-movie-reviews","tag-tim-burton"],"blocksy_meta":{"styles_descriptor":{"styles":{"desktop":"","tablet":"","mobile":""},"google_fonts":[],"version":8}},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/cinemastance.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}